best-of-funny:

tentacrab:

“did you get enough sleep?”

X

best-of-funny:

-annoying:

i wanna play twister with someone really hot

oops i fell & touched your whole body

X

whassupslut:

koala-infestation:

Good lord, all of us on tumblr should just date eachother

11 million omg

Let’s bring out the calculator

Wait…

omg

(Source: beautifulswaggirlz)

cancune:

if a guy stares at ur boobs 

just stare at his dick

maybe squint a little bit

lizthefangirl:

davegrohlsfacialhair:

i recommend the creme brulee

i recommend you go away

patrICK WAS SO SASSY I MISS U BBY

keep-calm-stay-healthy:

recovery-ghost:

Sometimes you make an argument that’s so solid and logical that you’re absolutely certain you got your point across, then someone replies to it with something so mindblowingly stupid that you have no idea how they managed to graduate from middle school.

thenaebyrd777:

inhalers:

tips for flirting: carve your number into a potato and roll it towards eligible females you wish to court with

the fact that this would work on me has me concerned

(Source: inhalers)